What do you do when you "do the duck"?
What happens when you "become billiard balls"?
What is the "out-of-here" and why does it frighten the Greeks so much?
Find out if you are a "cold-arse" and what to do about it.
When someone tells you are "tearing", should you be flattered or upset?
Solved: the enduring mystery of Mrs Alexander's buttons.
Why you don't want to "eat soup" in Greece.
How to survive when "in your blacks".
These and a whole lot of other linguistic secrets of the Greek are here revealed to the uninitiated. The diligent reader who intends to spend some time in Greece and get under the skin of the local culture will be richly rewarded.